Headline: Superbowl to Feature Two Teams!

In a special Ap new bulletin, we have been given information that the upcoming Superbowl will feature not one, but two teams battling for the grid iron glory. In what is sure to be a first, the game will be played with a oblong ball with laces on one side and feature the ball being handed to players and passed through the air. There might even be the possibility of kicking. The NFL would not comment on these rumors as of press time. We did find one excited online fan.

"The Packers r0xx0rs!" said the fan. When told that the Packers would not be in the game, he promptly thre himself off of an overpass.

So, enjoy the game tonight!