Wednesday, December 15, 2004

CBR party!

Alex loves the cock.
Brian Conin des not, as he is straight.
Cosmic Cat is female, but she is too young to love it.
Dan Apodaca loves his ass, Phillip, instead.
Ed Cunard has no idea what is going on.
Fabian does though, because he is cool.
Greg Hatcher feels embarrassed, and leaves.
Howyadoin does not believe in embarrassment. He would rather laugh at the misfortune of others.
I_mmmchocolate wonders what she is doing there, being a female in a sea of dorks.
Justin Davis does not know who these strange people are.
Kmeyers is too high to care.
Loren feels out of place. Until he gets spiffy new glasses and becomes a sexy beast!
Matt Bib gets really wasted, and wakes up in a dress.
Nicole Lee is only there because she is Brandon's girlfriend and has to go with him to the party.
Orchid Thief had been Mike Smash's girlfriend, but she went to the party anyway because they are still friends.
Pol Rua is a friendly munkey. And everyone loves the munkey.
Quarterwolf shows off his new skinny self. Everyone loves it.
Rallura congratulates Quarterwolf on his weight loss.
Smoogis cries, because Quarterwolf is getting attention even though he has been mean to her. And she is too young to think about the cock as well.
Tadgh Adams loves Alex, but not in the same way.
UniqueFrequency is just someone who started with the letter U. Hey, they can't all be winners, now can they? Geez, what is it you people want from me? Why can't I be loved?
Valmore decides to tell everyone how he has a girlfriend, to make the rest feel bad for themselves.
Wesley Dodds leaves in a hissy fit. Because he can.
Xombie is around for the letter X. What? Two out of twnety-six aren't bad. Oh, and everyone confuses him with zombie.
Yellowrosegoddess is there just to fill out the female quotient. The sassuage party was getting a bit nasty.
Zombie just came to listen to the music.

And thus was the first CBR party held. Maybe next time they will invite more than one person for each letter of the alphabit, bastards.

3 Comments:

Blogger Lena said...

This comment is brought to you by the letter I.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Ronald Bryan said...

And the number 9?

8:11 PM  
Blogger TheLewisShow said...

Just...dont, put me...on the next one that you do...please? I would be so embarrased and blush. :)

1:19 PM  

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